May 2013
60 posts
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...
– Will Smith (via jithong)
How I am around my crush
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation:
Reality:
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greenj2:
“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
~Bruce Lee
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sidewalksecrets:
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
professordumbeldore:
professordumbeldore:
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
opeeta:
watch-so-much-tv:
lailalilac:
ozzyosborntodie:
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
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